Open Day Etiquette: A Guide for Visiting Cats
How to behave when the agency holds a viewing, and why you may not sit in the seller’s chair.
Ten Signs That Your Home Has Too Much Floor
A candid checklist for sellers who suspect that their properties lack the vertical interest buyers want.
Press Release: Basket and Box Realty Opens Fourth Branch Inside a Shoebox
Expansion continues, despite the new branch having room for only one employee, who is also the entire waiting room.
Landlord Letter: Regarding the Sofa Arm, and Its Unauthorised Scratch Marks
A reader wrote in about a tenancy dispute; Marmalade Quill replies with the full weight of her indifference.
How to Make an Offer on a Basket: A Beginner’s Guide
Seven steps from first sniff to final nap, with notes on when to walk away.
Case Study: How We Sold a Radiator Shelf in Nine Minutes
A difficult listing, a nervous seller and one extremely motivated buyer.
Memo: New Policy on Sunbeams as Fixtures and Fittings
Following a dispute at a recent completion, the agency clarifies that a sunbeam is not included in the sale.
Frequently Asked Questions About Viewing a Property with a Cat Agent
Yes, the agent may leave halfway through. No, we cannot explain why.
Market Report: Cardboard Prices Hold Firm Despite Rumours of a Laundry Day
Our quarterly review finds strong demand for boxes, a cooling in baskets, and widespread anxiety about the dryer.
Listing of the Week: Amazon Delivery Box, Medium, Lightly Used
A charming medium carton in a sought after hallway position, offered with vacant possession and one faint smell of tape.